I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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