3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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