is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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