I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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