So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Randomize
