I faked an abortion last night.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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