Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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