So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
