You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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