I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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