brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Randomize