Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Randomize
