Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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