What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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