Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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