JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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