Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I smell like Dick and happiness
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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