Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
the day after is always just damage control
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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