Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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