He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
