ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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