I don't usually arrange sex via text message
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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