Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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