Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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