Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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