Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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