My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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