And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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