I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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