I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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