He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
smell my finger.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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