If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
