You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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