Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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