Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I would fuck him just for his dog
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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