Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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