I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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