I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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