If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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