is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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