Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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