You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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