just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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