Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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