I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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