Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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