I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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