Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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