I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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