so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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