Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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